BREAKING: Mission-Style Burritos Can Be Found in San Francisco
It’s 3:30am and I just finished drinking a Miller Lite (fuck off, it’s Super Bowl weekend, my sex life is such that blogging on a Friday night seems like a ‘fun idea,’ and gotta watch those calories...
View ArticleA Sticker Artist's Rendition of the Mission Burrito
Is the artist just metaphorically shitting on Sector 9 skateboards or does he just think that Farolito is neapolitan poop? Also, why does this make me hungry for cupcakes?(Spotted at Toronado by...
View ArticleWHY IS EL FAROLITO ON A GROUPON CLONE?
I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DO THEY REALLY NEED MORE BUSINESS?Really though, I cannot wait to watch a bunch of wasted morons bust out their phones at 2a.m. trying to save 50 cents on a...
View Article7x7's Team of Foodie Mavericks Declare Chipotle the 5th Best Carne Asada...
I recognize that half of what 7x7 publishes is ripeforridicule, but this disaster takes the cake. From 7x7's “Top 7 Super Carne Asada Burritos in San Francisco”:5. Chipotle - 1 ¼ lbs ($8.71)The heat...
View ArticleBirthday Burrito
Next time you're running around the Mission at 12:30am trying to find a cake, I have to recommend just heading to your favorite taqueria and shoving a few candles into a burrito. Not only do the...
View ArticleThe Electric Burrito Acid Test
Johnny0 of Burrito Justice, a leader in iPhone photography, figured it would be good idea to invert the colors of a burrito, noting it looks like “Chipotle, inside a reactor.” Or painfully...
View ArticlePartying Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry
First, I want to know what kind of unadulterated badass gets that permanently adhered to his arm. Second, this photo comes from a tumblr known as “fuck yeah burritos,” which I highly encourage anyone...
View ArticleRound Out Your Canadian Tuxedo With This Stylish MISSION BURRITO Denim Jacket
Face it, your body is already 33% sour cream at this point. Why not just sew your go-to stick of dinner to the back of your brand new jean jacket and wear your food with pride?[Photo by Aaron Durand |...
View ArticleThe California Burrito Was Actually Invented in Australia
That's the bold claim from The Original California Burrito Company in the middle of Sydney, where you can get a “Fishermans' Wharf” shrimp burrito instead of the famed “Mission Burrito” more commonly...
View ArticleThe First Annual SF Comedy & Burrito Festival to Both Entertain and Make Us...
We mentioned back in March that a couple of neighborhood comics were looking at putting on a festival combining the indigestion of burritos and the healing power of comedy. They took their vision to...
View ArticleA T-Shirt Guide to the Mission Burrito
Available now at TRUE on Haight (which isn't in the Mission, but whatever).[via @terrapin_sf]
View ArticlePark Your Car Off Mission and a Prostitute Just Might Prep Some Burritos On It
Local malcontent Elliot James Byrnes happened upon this proud scene at 17th and Mission Thursday night, finding “Sad Clown Hooker” whipping up a mean set of burritos on the trunk of some doomed car....
View ArticleBREAKING: Mission-Style Burritos Can Be Found in San Francisco
It’s 3:30am and I just finished drinking a Miller Lite (fuck off, it’s Super Bowl weekend, my sex life is such that blogging on a Friday night seems like a ‘fun idea,’ and gotta watch those calories...
View ArticleA Sticker Artist's Rendition of the Mission Burrito
Is the artist just metaphorically shitting on Sector 9 skateboards or does he just think that Farolito is neapolitan poop? Also, why does this make me hungry for cupcakes?(Spotted at Toronado by...
View ArticleWHY IS EL FAROLITO ON A GROUPON CLONE?
I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DO THEY REALLY NEED MORE BUSINESS?Really though, I cannot wait to watch a bunch of wasted morons bust out their phones at 2a.m. trying to save 50 cents on a...
View Article7x7's Team of Foodie Mavericks Declare Chipotle the 5th Best Carne Asada...
I recognize that half of what 7x7 publishes is ripeforridicule, but this disaster takes the cake. From 7x7's “Top 7 Super Carne Asada Burritos in San Francisco”:5. Chipotle - 1 ¼ lbs ($8.71)The heat...
View ArticleBirthday Burrito
Next time you're running around the Mission at 12:30am trying to find a cake, I have to recommend just heading to your favorite taqueria and shoving a few candles into a burrito. Not only do the...
View ArticleThe Electric Burrito Acid Test
Johnny0 of Burrito Justice, a leader in iPhone photography, figured it would be good idea to invert the colors of a burrito, noting it looks like “Chipotle, inside a reactor.” Or painfully...
View ArticlePartying Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry
First, I want to know what kind of unadulterated badass gets that permanently adhered to his arm. Second, this photo comes from a tumblr known as “fuck yeah burritos,” which I highly encourage anyone...
View ArticleRound Out Your Canadian Tuxedo With This Stylish MISSION BURRITO Denim Jacket
Face it, your body is already 33% sour cream at this point. Why not just sew your go-to stick of dinner to the back of your brand new jean jacket and wear your food with pride?[Photo by Aaron Durand |...
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